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1933. - Posted December 4, 2008 8:40AM
b00sterclub
| ay yo!!! True Gridiron Grammar proudly presents..."WTF WAS HE THINKING AWARDS SHOW"! ...and the top honor for 2008 is(cue jeopardy music)...Plaxico Burress! ladies and gentlemen(hssss,boooo)...that's right folks,wtf was he thinking when he told nypd he was shot at Applebee's...APPLEBEE'S!???? Damn right i woulda shot ya ass too, makin $11 mil a year and u coulda took ya hoochies to Hardee's and got your ass a 2/3 pound thickburger combo and bought them hood rats a little thick burger combo!! Geez!... now a word from our sponsors |
1932. - Posted November 28, 2008 5:43PM
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1931. - Posted November 25, 2008 9:50PM
b00sterclub
| ay yo! yet another addition of the highly anticipated, True Gridiron Grammar...todays guest,u know him, you love 'em, Mr Tobias Turkey(applause)..."hey boom operator put that carvin knife down til we're done"...yeah have some respect!...mr turkey would you please explain why so many people wanna put you in a roasting bag?..."glubble glubble gobble glock"...precisely, but i'm inclined to believe that you would stay juicy and tender that way..."gobble gobble gou gobble gou"...so, in essence, you are totally against frying right?...(need more seasoning)...SCAAWK!...and that will do it for (mmm,mmm) our guest this evening... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!... |
1930. - Posted November 20, 2008 7:46PM
b00sterclub
| ay yo!! welcome to True Gridiron Grammar call-in-show...rockstar, who gave u the mic? must a been on line 3 sneeky devil u...lol! no doubt mike brown whoop urijah faber's ass that night, damn californians i'll tell ya...hello, ur caller #5..."dis kimbo"!...hellooo.."i said, dis kim(click)...ooh i'm so sorry bad connection!... listeners pleez stop using ya daggum i-phones!..."speed stick by mennen"!...and we're back |
1929. - Posted November 20, 2008 4:59PM
rock41
i have to admit i was pulling for cotoure...i know cotoure beat up on sylvia another big guy...
they did a combine on lesnar prior to vikings mini camp...his numbers were right with ex #1 pick williams de on texans...
like .3 seconds slower on fourty,3 inches lower on vertical and he outbenched williams decisevly...
so lesnar is the man right now...but on any given day...exp. petrezelli with the shot heard round the world on kimbo...
i was mazed to see the california kid urijah faber lose,goes to prove my point...urijah got caught lol...
back to your regulary scheduled program... |
1928. - Posted November 17, 2008 7:54PM
b00sterclub
| ay yo!! two exclaimation points for u Zamo69...glad to have u on this edition of True Gridiron Grammar...would you like something to drink? perhaps a cold beverage?...no doubt what brock has done superceeded anything imaginable...but mr white said he brought him in (1) to get the PPV dollars up($9.8 mil buys to be exact)(2) to shake up the heavyweight division)...but i will agree with you on the most important point u did make...much more deserving guys should have had that opportunity! but..."i'm sorry would u like a glass? ooh ok...as i was saying, but keep this in mind too...randy may have pulled a fast one on the UFC u love so much to get out of that 3 fight contract he had with dana..."so boost, you saying" ...i'm just putting it out there...it was a pleasure having you on the the show ZAMO69!...now a word from our sponsors... |
1927. - Posted November 17, 2008 5:04PM
zamo69
| Well Boost I'm Baaaaaaaaaccccccckkkk! The Cerebral Assassin. I find you chatter entertaining. Your a funny kid. BUT! you struck a nerve with that Brock crap. Yes Brock was the better man that night no doubt. But did he REALLY deserve a title fight? With only 3 fights under his belt? And he lost one of them! There are more guys in the locker room that deserve a title shot WAY before he did. Being a UFC fan, I think in their attempt to draw dollars they turned the respected UFC in to the WWE! OK now that I got that off my chest..........GO ME! |
1926. - Posted November 17, 2008 5:14AM
b00sterclub
ay yo! hello sports fans...today on Gridiron grammar we have in the studio with us "the new UFC Heavyweight Champion of the world". brock lesnar!...so champ, were u nervous before the fight – “It kind of dawned on me that, ‘Hey, it’s happened and I’m about to fight Randy Couture,’ ” ...so brock described what happened..."i launched an overhand right that Couture attempted to slip, the punch landed behind Couture’s left ear, though he couldn’t remember much about it afterward"...damn must a been a pretty fecious punch kid!
"Couture was prone on the mat and i was on top, going for the kill,"
“I must have hit him I think about 40 times and I was wondering, ‘Is this referee ever going to come in here and stop this?’ ” LOL!... hell brock at 265 not many dudes are gonna get up from some ish like that ya know!..."well booster it was great talkin to ya" (like wise) "please, don't interupt me when i'm talking" ...(scared look on my face) "like i said,great talkin to ya"(my pleasure) "dude will u let me finish!(hand around my throat),(ssaacurrittty)! |
1925. - Posted November 10, 2008 9:16PM
b00sterclub
| ay yo! what's good? n e one wanna talk? nope...! fine! i can conversate with myself,since i have such an outstanding use of grammar...my vonacular is unmatched and never tested...oh wait, we have a challenger here...have a seat my good sir. "Allow me to introduce myself", Dorian Jackson is the name,my friends call me D'ran. pleased to meet you!..."like wise", Mr. D'ran..."please, call me Dorian", not a problem. as i was saying, Mr D'ran..."excuse me,dude just dorian!"...ok ok my apologies...over the past few seasons we've watched your numbers decline,would u care to comment on the subjuect for our viewing audience? "DECLINE!! Man what are you smoking! My per carry average has increased the past to season by 13+,not to mention my touchdown to fumble ratio has improved beyond measure!"...so Mr. D'ran your saying that in previous years you've had a propensity to 'ah hmmm' cough the ball up as we say in the sports world?...First of all dude it's Dorian second of all...(yeah yeah we established that already)...second of all i don't cough the ball up!!! Occasionally i gets hit and it comes loose, aight!?...have you ever heard of stick-um Mr. D'ran? "Dude,call me that ish one more time and your gonna have problem's!" ...well it would seem that you've had tons of problems holding onto the football...WHACK! "This interview is over!!" (storming out)...can someone please get me an icepack!...and there you have it folks, another challenger faulters... tune in tomorrow for the next edition of True Gridiron Grammar... |
1924. - Posted November 7, 2008 8:08AM
b00sterclub
| ay yo! what is in the world...i just love the way u guys post Adams billboards on the dfl site!...teams always complaining about what they don't like bout the diamond, yet u still using our guestbook as a source of ur advertisement...da hell is that? "dooh i don't wanna join ur league but i wanna use ur resources"... if i wanna see ya play i'd personally rather see ya line up acoss from me on the line of scrimmage...so, if i made u mad do something bout it! come to the meeting this weekend and get on board, drop ur moneys and LET'S GO!! ...now a word from our sponsors... |
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